@JasonBerlin: Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs.
@JasonBerlin: You're never gonna believe this, but I feel negatively about the day of the week when I have to stop relaxing and resume working.
@JasonBerlin: When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident.
@JasonBerlin: 1. Bang knee on table - curse life.
2. Check credit card balance.
3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table.