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@Jay1972Jay : My service cat has walked me into traffic 14 times today.

@Jay1972Jay: Give a man a fish, he eats today.

Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk in a boat.

@Jay1972Jay: My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now.

I need a drink.