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@JayMindX : I thought she was the one. Then she put her entire email message in the subject line.

@JayMindX: "When I'm dead, I'd like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole."

-Humans

@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.