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@JaySuch : My doctor told me if I was 5" taller I'd be at the ideal weight, so I'm going to try and give that a shot.

@JaySuch: My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney.

@JaySuch: When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal.

@JaySuch: My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy.