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@JeffMyspace : Every week, my parents invite me over for a Sunday roast. Then, after that, we all enjoy a meal together.

@JeffMyspace: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
[Montage of Humpty picking apples, carving some pumpkins, jumping into piles of raked leaves]

@JeffMyspace: Why is it called “getting ghosted” when ghosts whole thing is sticking around too long