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@jen_says_nah : If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears

@Jen_says_nah: Texts friend: sorry, I'm running late.

Friend: no problem, let me know when you're on your way.

[ 6 weeks later]
Ok I've left.

@Jen_says_nah: Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya.

@Jen_says_nah: *puts message in a bottle

*stares longingly out at sea and throws it in

*gets tazed and arrested for littering

@Jen_says_nah: My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.