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@Jenn_H_Scott : Me: *getting struck by lightning* Kid: Mommy, can I have a snack?

@Jenn_H_Scott: It's okay, everyone. I know my 3yo's screams sound like his leg was run over by a lawn mower, but he's just got some fuzz stuck to his thumb

@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are

7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!