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@Jenn_H_Scott : What's it called when you fall in love with your captors, even if they're obnoxious little tyrants? No, no, not Stockholm Syndrome. Ah, yes... "parenting" That's the word.

@Jenn_H_Scott: My 8yo just asked my permission to say "shit" to express his anger, so don't tell me I'm not raising a polite kid.

@Jenn_H_Scott: Me: *getting struck by lightning*

Kid: Mommy, can I have a snack?

@Jenn_H_Scott: It's okay, everyone. I know my 3yo's screams sound like his leg was run over by a lawn mower, but he's just got some fuzz stuck to his thumb

@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are

7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!