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Page of Jennarater's best tweets

@Jennarater : Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it.

@Jennarater: Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?

@Jennarater: I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers

@Jennarater: Practiced my breakup on my cats last night and today they are gone.