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@JenniferJokes : I have two years left on my looks. Four if I work out. So 2 years.

@JenniferJokes: Sister: have you met any nice men lately?
Me: we are failing the Bechdel test.

@JenniferJokes: Instead of asking people to watch my laptop at a café, I just leave an open google search for “how to clean a yeast infection off a laptop”. Never been robbed yet. Still v single.

@JenniferJokes: Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single
Me: *you're