@Jez1 : It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
@Jez1: You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted.
@Jez1: My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist.
@Jez1: What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess.