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@JiminyKicksIt : Interviewer: "So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me: "My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."

@JiminyKicksIt: I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I Could Turn Back Time" does she mention killing Hitler.

@JiminyKicksIt: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

@JiminyKicksIt: I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.

@JiminyKicksIt: You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia.