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@JohnDuffy21 : Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.

@JohnDuffy21: Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom.

@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?