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@JordyHamrick : So what happens if I neglect to "safely" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD.

@JordyHamrick: Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now.

@JordyHamrick: Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it.