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Page of JoshontheGo's best tweets

@JoshontheGo : I've worn glasses three quarters of my life, but I still manage to poke myself in the eye every now and then putting them on!

@JoshontheGo: If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents.

@JoshontheGo: I'm at my most "penguin", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles.

@JoshontheGo: Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up.

-submissive's answering machine.

@JoshontheGo: If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you.