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@JulianLeeComedy : Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?

@JulianLeeComedy: I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language.

@JulianLeeComedy: I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive.