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@JulieSnark : If you add a touch of olive oil to your pan of kale, it will help slide it into the garbage.

@JulieSnark: I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back.

@JulieSnark: Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.

@JulieSnark: Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month.

@JulieSnark: "I shaved for this shit?" - All of us at one point in our lives.