@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
@Just__J0: Whoever said 'carbs are not your friend' does not understand how friendship works.
18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?!
Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.
@Just__J0: My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY.
@Just__J0: Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing.
- two things I've learned the hard way
@Just__J0: 17: Want to see a movie?
17: Afternoon show only, so no one sees us together.
Me: Ok. *Posts pic on IG. Tags all her friends.