@Just__J0: I got my DNA results back and found out I’m 15% “Other” and now I’m ready for the mothership to come and take me home.
@Just__J0: There's no such thing as a five second rule if you're putting it on someone else's plate.
@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
@Just__J0: Whoever said 'carbs are not your friend' does not understand how friendship works.
18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?!
Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.
@Just__J0: My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY.