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Page of KKAlThani's best tweets

@KKAlThani : I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either "I'm hungry" or "I shouldn't have eaten this much"

@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.

@KKAlThani: Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours.

@KKAlThani: Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?

@KKAlThani: Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.

@KKAlThani: I over-think, therefore I ruin everything

@KKAlThani: Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?

@KKAlThani: I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym.
*burns tongue while drinking coffee*
"Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"

@KKAlThani: Autocorrect just changed "what are your plans" to "plants". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?

@KKAlThani: If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?