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@KThonvold : Pro Tip: You can slap anybody, as hard as you want, as long as you yell "spider" first. They may even thank you.

@KThonvold: People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up

@KThonvold: I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.