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@KandyKoehn : me:[opens mouth, a bunch of nickels fall out] date: me:to answer ur question i was "being quiet" so the nickels wouldnt fall out of my mouth

@KandyKoehn: me: [in bed, hears a weird noise] wtf was that?!
dracula: [bursts out of my closet]
me: did you hear that too?!
dracula: yeah wtf was that?!