@Karate_Horse: [karate sign up table]
"Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@Karate_Horse: [tense situation in the war room]
"Ok now type in the nuke codes EXACTLY as I say them or it'll blow.1-4-7-teen"
@Karate_Horse: [loud speaker]
"Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"
@Karate_Horse: [robbery in progress in the store I'm at]
*quickly remembers training from karate school*
*bows to robber*
*is kicked in head so hard*
@Karate_Horse: Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok