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@KateWouldHaveIt : Before you ask me to proofread anything, know that I spent 30 years thinking "FAQs" was short for "Facts".

@KateWouldHaveIt: Me: <throws caution to the wind>
Also Me: <panics and gathers up as many pieces of caution as possible before they scatter>