@KateWouldHaveIt: Welcome to parenting: You didn’t eat any, but you have syrup on you now.
@KateWouldHaveIt: My son just said he’s going to call me “Squishy” to match my stomach and now I need to have another kid just so I can have a favorite
@KateWouldHaveIt: All I’m saying is that I’ve chaperoned a 25 student class field trip and you’re definitely in trouble if you lose even one of them.
@KateWouldHaveIt: Before you ask me to proofread anything, know that I spent 30 years thinking "FAQs" was short for "Facts".
@KateWouldHaveIt: Me: <throws caution to the wind>
Also Me: <panics and gathers up as many pieces of caution as possible before they scatter>