@KimmyMonte: you should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower
@KimmyMonte: LETS SHARE EMBARRASSING STORIES. me first: i saw Brad Pitt at a bar back in the late 90’s. he was smoking so i walked up & asked for a light he handed me his lighter but i didn’t have a cigarette so i flicked on the lighter & said “oh cool it works” gave it back & walked away
@KimmyMonte: i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.
@KimmyMonte: Coachella was invented in 1999 when someone accidentally planted a headband in the desert
@KimmyMonte: *forgetting the name for christmas decorations*
please pass me the tree earrings
@KimmyMonte: I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.