@KimmyMonte: baby cows are called calves bc it’s half a cow. half cow. calf. no more questions
@KimmyMonte: you should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower
@KimmyMonte: LETS SHARE EMBARRASSING STORIES. me first: i saw Brad Pitt at a bar back in the late 90’s. he was smoking so i walked up & asked for a light he handed me his lighter but i didn’t have a cigarette so i flicked on the lighter & said “oh cool it works” gave it back & walked away
@KimmyMonte: i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.
@KimmyMonte: Coachella was invented in 1999 when someone accidentally planted a headband in the desert