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@KingsnorthAP : Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.

@KingsnorthAP: Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic

@KingsnorthAP: Remember when we used to call the "self check-out" - 'Theft'?

@KingsnorthAP: Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink