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@KirstenCatClub : [God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food

@KirstenCatClub: Things a raccoon and I have in common:

1) Dark circles around the eyes.
2) Likes eating junk.
3) We're both cute but will kill you.