@KissabiX: *flicks cigarette*
Listen, if the Matrix is made up of numbers & you need to understand those numbers to dodge bullets. I’m dead af.
@KissabiX: [helping my only child do homework]
5: can you help?
Me: I’m awful with numbers
@KissabiX: [during sex]
Me: yeah, you like that?
Him: mmhmm yeah
Me: *stopping abruptly & pointing at his mood ring* then why is that blue?
@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick
R: *hiding overnight bag*
oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then
@KissabiX: The Lion King is my favourite film outlining why you shouldn't trust your uncle
@KissabiX: [sees a lion and a witch come out of a wardrobe]
Me: what have you been up to in there?
Lion: Narnia business