@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick
R: *hiding overnight bag*
oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then
@KissabiX: The Lion King is my favourite film outlining why you shouldn't trust your uncle
@KissabiX: [sees a lion and a witch come out of a wardrobe]
Me: what have you been up to in there?
Lion: Narnia business
@KissabiX: [watches ants struggle with a chocolate & hazelnut covered golf ball I made]
They'll be so pissed when they realise it's not Ferrero Roche
@KissabiX: Shakira: It's not you, it's me
Soon to be ex boyfriend: *looks at her hips*
Shakiras hips: It totally is you, you breathe far too heavily
@KissabiX: [at a farm]
Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles
Sheep: Look I got a new "hairdo"
Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway
@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma.
They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life