Funny Tweeter

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Page of Knob_ish's best tweets

@Knob_ish : Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry.

@Knob_ish: I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too!

*Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder*

*Folds arms, taps foot*

@Knob_ish: Please. Stop. Tweeting. Stop. Like. Stop.This.Stop. It. Stop. Looks.stop.Like.stop A stop.Telegram.stop so. Stop. Please. Stop!

@Knob_ish: Scroll
Scroll
Scroll your phone,
gently down the screen.
Merilly
Merrily
Merrily
Merrily
MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!