@KoKeniSasquatch: I like dogs, but it's like having a permanent baby.
A cat is like having a permanent teenager.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Day 8 of quitting smoking: I have 376 gallons of blood to donate. Various types. None is mine.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Dear Grocery store clerk,
What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?
@KoKeniSasquatch: *throws caution to the wind*
*wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*