@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@KoKeniSasquatch: Dear Grocery store clerk,
What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?
@KoKeniSasquatch: *throws caution to the wind*
*wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*
@KoKeniSasquatch: Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over.
@KoKeniSasquatch: You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral.
Sorry but thems the truth.