@KrazykurtKurt: I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's
No one notices, I dont know why I bother.
@KrazykurtKurt: Job interview:
"what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"
"I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"
@KrazykurtKurt: When #EgyptAir announced "he's not a terrorist, just an idiot" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me.
@KrazykurtKurt: Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.
@KrazykurtKurt: If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you,
you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again
@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.
@KrazykurtKurt: ME: "I don't want sex tonight"
Reverse phycology doesn't work on women.