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Page of Kryzazy's best tweets

@Kryzazy : *me trying not to be awkward when I meet new people Them: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you Me: Yeah, thanks, my dress has pockets

@Kryzazy: Squirrels are just hobos with fancy fur coats.

@Kryzazy: I thought I saw a spider on the floor...Turns out it was a paper clip.
It's dead now.
No need to panic.

@Kryzazy: Goes to Nirvana themed "Come as you are" party. Gets arrested for indecent exposure.

@Kryzazy: Still the best thing I've ever seen on the Internet.