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@Kyle1092 : Did a little self diagnosing over on Web MD and it turns out I've been dead since 2006

@Kyle1092: So I neutered my car yesterday

"You, what?"

Neutered my car


It's another word for fixed

"I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"

@Kyle1092: There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window.
I'm calling the cops.