"We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."
"Is that bahahaad?"
"Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."
@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast."
- piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@Kyle_Raney: My mind says "no" but my heart says "yes", all my vital organs speak English, it's very confusing and loud
@Kyle_Raney: DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.
@Kyle_Raney: Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP
@Kyle_Raney: "This won't end well, mark my words.
Mark, my words.
MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"
*Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*
@Kyle_Raney: How to open a letter:
1. Carefully remove seal
2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO
@Kyle_Raney: Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one