@LaLuchaNix: My neighbor shouldn't put up a fake graveyard for Halloween if she doesn't want me getting drunk and performing Thriller every night at 2AM.
@LaLuchaNix: My husband says none of my metaphors make any sense. He is just an empty canoe in the snow.
@LaLuchaNix: Son: Mom, can I sleep with you? I'm scared.
Me: No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me.
@LaLuchaNix: I just watched Grease and it makes me sad how kids today are too lazy to buy matching leather jackets and smoke cigarettes.