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@LeslieInMpls : The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling.

@LeslieInMpls: The last time I checked, I was a weirdo.

Let me check again. Yep, still a weirdo.

@LeslieInMpls: Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 85,432 times, you're a weatherman

@LeslieInMpls: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot".