Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of Lexactly's best tweets

@Lexactly : Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response

@Lexactly: The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock

@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid

@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K
*flips board*