@Lexactly: The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
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