@Lisa_Laughs_: The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Just waiting to hear those three special words... "there's no evidence."
@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
@Lisa_Laughs_: fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat...
cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!
@Lisa_Laughs_: I know two wrongs don't make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I'm like on 756.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: I can't work today.
M: My grandma died.
B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago.
-Why working for your brother is a bad idea.