@Lisabug74: I offered to split the check but my date insisted we go old fashion and fight to the death.
@Lisabug74: *wins $1000*
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Ugh this will take forever, nevermind.
@Lisabug74: My husband joined me in the shower this morning. Can’t a gal eat a breakfast burrito in peace?
@Lisabug74: “Pull over! Get out of the car slowly and let me see your shoes!” - fashion police
@Lisabug74: TV: Are you prepared for an earthquake?
*thinks about the 175 Hot Pockets in the freezer*
@Lisabug74: I spilled red wine on my white pants. So I decided to sprinkle blue glitter on them too. I'm now a top seller on Etsy.