@LlamaInaTux: If dogs named famous people, we would have:
-Charles Barkley would still be Charles Barkley
@LlamaInaTux: Me: *Making a wish as I throw a quarter into the fountain*
Coworker: He's ruining the fondue again!
@LlamaInaTux: Diary, day 1: I'm in the gang, but the guys didn't want my mom to join
Day 2: Friendship bracelets don't count as bling
Day 3: They found my diary. I'm out of the gang
@LlamaInaTux: (A world where everyone is named Bethany)
Bethany: what should we name our child?
@LlamaInaTux: (Invention of the necktie)
I can't figure out how to tie this silk noose. Looks like I'll have to go to the dinner party after all.
@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.
@LlamaInaTux: The Seven Deadly Sins:
6. Calling Lego 'Legos'
@LlamaInaTux: TONIGHT ON HOUSE HUNTERS
*extremely Australian accent*
This here house is one of the most deadly in the world. Imma poke it with a stick
@LlamaInaTux: Moms 2007: I don't know why you text LOL when you aren't literally laughing
Moms 2017: Cry face emoji, clapping hands, three monkeys