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@LlamaInaTux : Diary, day 1: I'm in the gang, but the guys didn't want my mom to join Day 2: Friendship bracelets don't count as bling Day 3: They found my diary. I'm out of the gang

@LlamaInaTux: (A world where everyone is named Bethany)
Bethany: what should we name our child?
Bethany: Bethany

@LlamaInaTux: (Invention of the necktie)

I can't figure out how to tie this silk noose. Looks like I'll have to go to the dinner party after all.

@LlamaInaTux: Turbulence is when the airplane hits someone's family photos backed up in the cloud.

@LlamaInaTux: The Seven Deadly Sins:

1. Envy

2. Gluttony

3. Greed

4. Lust

5. Pride

6. Calling Lego 'Legos'

7. Wrath


*extremely Australian accent*
This here house is one of the most deadly in the world. Imma poke it with a stick

@LlamaInaTux: Moms 2007: I don't know why you text LOL when you aren't literally laughing

Moms 2017: Cry face emoji, clapping hands, three monkeys