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Page of LoriGallucci's best tweets

@LoriGallucci : Ladies, don't date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.

@LoriGallucci: "Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"

"No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"

@LoriGallucci: "Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"