@LorieGZ: If you cancel your Twitter account it's called Twittercide.
If you cancel your Facebook account it's just called Smart.
@LorieGZ: Tried to change the song playing on my daughters computer.
She said to me: 'I'm going to put parental controls on it.'
@LorieGZ: Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?'
Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'
@LorieGZ: Found $12 bucks today!
Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now.
@LorieGZ: I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?
@LorieGZ: Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in!
My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!
@LorieGZ: My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight.
@LorieGZ: Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong.