@LostFelicia: Sometimes I go to the store for a battery, and come out with cotton balls, spray paint, cereal, and a lamp.
@LostFelicia: The neighbors saw me plow over three sprinkler heads trying to back out of the driveway, so now I need to move.
@LostFelicia: *Hums Every Breath You Take in grocery line
*Gets arrested for stalking 3 people
@LostFelicia: The husband wants me to stay on twitter more because I can't buy shoes here.
@LostFelicia: If you see me in Atlanta this weekend, at a Taylor Swift concert, that's not me.
@LostFelicia: Of course, golfing is a dignified sport..
except for that time I got a cart stuck between two trees.
@LostFelicia: I knew my kid inherited my artistic abilities back when she drew that cute little pig. She called it a dog, but whatever.
@LostFelicia: Ahh, birds chirping outside my window.
*lets the cat out*
*goes back to sleep*