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@LoveYoorFate : It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...

@LoveYoorFate: "I'm never gonna do THAT again!"

~ Me, about things I'll continually do...


@LoveYoorFate: The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can't hear you" over and over

@LoveYoorFate: When your coworker tells you they are getting a divorce a high five is not the right answer.

Or so I've been told.

Twice now.