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@MAB1013 : Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.

@MAB1013: I gave myself whiplash. It couldn't be helped. Bohemian Rhapsody came on, and my kids weren't gonna teach themselves how to head bang.