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@MandaPandaXo4 : I can't date a guy who's afraid of spiders. He can be afraid of stuff I'm not. Like, nachos, maybe. That's fine. I can take care of those.

@MandaPandaXo4: My neighbor just yelled so loud at her kids that even I went inside and made my bed and I’m 35.

@MandaPandaXo4: I’ve never been kidnapped but I have tried to take off a jacket while wearing a seatbelt so I think I get it.

@MandaPandaXo4: I’d like to think I’d survive an apocalypse but honestly 6 minutes and 52 seconds on the elliptical just made me wanna quit living so probably not.