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@ManvAlcohol : Have I been drinking? Clearly officer, you're no detective.

@ManvAlcohol: I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD.

@ManvAlcohol: I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.

@ManvAlcohol: What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.