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@MaraWilson : FRIEND: Want to do Escape the Room? ME: Dude like 90% of my life is me trying to figure out how to get out of places I don't want to be

@MaraWilson: Pretty sure "see less from" is to Facebook what "close door" is to an elevator

@MaraWilson: CURRENT MOOD: righteously angry, but there's a cat on my lap

@MaraWilson: High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway