@MaraWilson: I get all snooty about Great British Bake Off contestants doing things wrong like two years ago I wasn't googling "what is shoe pastry"
@MaraWilson: How confused about the world are you right now, on a scale of 0 to "trying to figure out a friend's shower"
@MaraWilson: The girl who once told me "If I'm not married by the time I'm 30, kill me" got married recently at 29 and WHEW is that a load off my mind
@MaraWilson: ME: If we get nuked I hope my cats live. They can eat my corpse for sustenance. I'd be fine with that.
DAD: So you're still single
@MaraWilson: "Oh my god I LOVE this song" -Me, listening to a Favorite Songs playlist I made
@MaraWilson: I wish I had enough talent as a dancer to disappoint my family by becoming a dancer
@MaraWilson: FRIEND: Want to do Escape the Room?
ME: Dude like 90% of my life is me trying to figure out how to get out of places I don't want to be
@MaraWilson: Pretty sure "see less from" is to Facebook what "close door" is to an elevator