@Marcmywords2: Once I was napping & 5yo daughter
dropped her Barbie Car on my face,
she explained it tho, she said
"sorry dad, I thought you were asleep".
@Marcmywords2: It's been 536 days, 5hrs 16min since I've spoken to my ex, so clearly I've moved on.
@Marcmywords2: No thanks Olive Garden, the last place I wanna eat is somewhere that treats me like family.
@Marcmywords2: Just used the phrase "my good coat hanger", if you're wondering if I have a Swiss Bank Account.
@Marcmywords2: People in my office act like they've never seen someone in formal working pajamas before.
@Marcmywords2: "Where you going, we're in the middle of a conversation."
OMG! This is just the middle.
Annnnnd that's how the fight started.
@Marcmywords2: Sure boss, I'd love to take on some extra work, I have like 7-8 free hours a night where all I do is sleep anyway.