@Mardigroan: Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.
@Mardigroan: This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion.
@Mardigroan: Luke, I am your uncle.
Luke, I am your third cousin.
Luke, I am your grandmother.
- Skywalker family reunion