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@Maxine12339 : If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead.

@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.

@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.

@Maxine12339: Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.

@Maxine12339: Unscramble: pnise

If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long.

@Maxine12339: Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.