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@McKnightyBoo : Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge

@McKnightyBoo: It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore

@McKnightyBoo: Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me

Blow your nose, it will pass

@McKnightyBoo: My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn't want to

Go ahead. Have kids

@McKnightyBoo: My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry

Congrats, you're finally a man